If you gave wings to a cat, it would not condescend to be a bird. It would be an angel.
- Dick Shawn [1923-1987]
Cat angels are the reason there are no mice angels. - Mel Brooks
Cats are very special angels, but they're not angelic. Watch what happens when a flock of birds fly by, beneath the clouds. - Elizabeth Hubbard Hall
God allows cats in heaven just so he can keep an eye on them. - Dixie Carter