MTM - Summer is here!

We are leaving town. With the first day of summer yesterday, we were not amused. The crazies have come to town, we're leaving since summer fever has hit the local scene.

On the lake
The boats zip back and forth across the lake, every day, yelling obscenities, sending my poor ducklings for a bit of a ride. The goslings, they had come up on the land, where the buzzing bees and clover doesn't make them seasick. Mom, Eva, looked quite concerned.

The boys of summer are glad their own private race track is thawed after a long winter. After burning wet wood all day by the lake, 9 or 10 men, or so, screamed up and down the lake on Saturday, when the rain ceased. We had to close our windows on this muggy day! I could smell it the next morning, too. (I think he had swim shorts on, I am not sure and do not want to know!)

In my town
The general store, located in a wonderful old house in Glen Orchard, has some issues, too. The clerks are always friendly, we laugh and exchange pleasantries. The had two cases of shoplifting, and 2 cases of verbal abuse. I attended an Elder Abuse Workshop (see my other blog) last Friday morning => June 15th was World Elder Abuse Awareness Day, but I think I need to write something on shopkeeper abuse.

• One woman yelling at the clerk that she didn't get her change back. (It was in her pocket already!)
• The clerk opened up his store at 6:30 (for a 7:00 a.m. opening) and the two potential customers yell at him because the coffee wasn't ready.
• A woman is told to move her car because it is blocking other customers in the small driveway/parking lot. She is insulted, and obviously has authority issues, since she overreacts: yelling at him.

On the roads

• A driver doing 50 km/per hour in an 80, is passed by a truck, who tries to come between the slowpoke and the driver behind him. It is a solid double line and there is a car coming. He squeezes in between the two vehicles, obviously a very important person, with important places to go, in a space (place?) not big enough for him.
• Another car then passes the same two drivers, on the same double line.

1. Practice water safety. (Transport Canada-safe boating) More people drown fishing than anything else. Put on your life jacket.
2. Noise carries on the water. Please leave your 4-letter words for the locker room. Turn off your music; your neighbours may (do) have different tastes.
3. Cottage Watch: As a member of the cottage community, you become a partner by simply reporting suspicious persons or activities to the police. You are encouraged to:
   

• record license plate numbers and descriptions of any suspicious vehicles in your neighborhood,
• watch for strangers in your neighbourhood,
• watch for persons taking "shortcuts" through your property,
• watch for vehicles making repeat visits through your neighbourhood.

Neighbourly Cottage Visitors -Dos of cottage life/boating

Neighbourly Cottage Visitors

1. My neighbours keep their music to themselves, know how far sound travels, and understand that we have different tastes in music and respect our bedtime.
2. When my neighbours build a fire they ensure that they don't let the smoke waft across our property. They check that there is no fire burning by-law in effect. They compost leaves, rather than burning them and putting hydrofluorocarbons in the air.
3. They only rent their property to people who keep their pets under control. They keep their dogs off of our property, and they don't let their pets chase the wildlife off of our lawn or scare our pets.
4. They teach renters about the etiquette of lake life and teach them how to paddle a canoe, run their boat properly, and sail our wee lake without ending up in trouble and requiring rescue! They waterski only during daylight hours and keep well away from sailboats & canoes. Traffic can be busy on busy weekends.
   
5. They refrain from lighting fireworks seven nights in a row, especially week nights they know that some of us have to go to work in the morning.
6. They have never fished thirty feet off of the dock of cottagers and respect the personal space. We only fear those who do, and their lures that get left at the bottom of our swimming area.
7. They don't cruise aimlessly up and down the lake, dumping gas into the lake from their boat or Personal Watercraft polluting the air and water with its gas smell and noise.
8. They stay away from our shoreline, keeping their speed low so as not to ruin vegetation, enervate us and dislodge wildlife from their shoreline habitat, respecting our Watch Your Wake� sign. In most provinces there is a 10 kph speed limit within 30 metres (100 feet) from shore. Fine is $125. Maximum fine is $500 or six months imprisonment. (Canada Shipping Act: Boating Restriction Regulations)
9. If they waterski they don't go into our lake's little lagoon, which is narrow and not suited to their noisy machines. They stay away from swimmers and only ski during daylight hours. They refrain from swearing and assaulting our ears with fouls language, which carries easily across the water, and respect our right to living in a peaceful Muskoka.
10. They keep their boat clean, and refrain from dumping pollutants in our waters. Many of our fellow cottagers must use lake water for their drinking and cooking.

What to remember: boating safety

1. Only swim with others. Swimmers are at great risk in cottage country. No one should be at the water unsupervised. Death by drowning cannot be a pretty sight.
2. Little kids should be supervised carefully. Last year I saw two little girls wandering around a barge deck at the end of the dock - 30m from mom on the cottage deck. They did not have lifejackets on.
3. Boating and drinking is still a concern. Safe boating is a vigilant practice. This is a self-inflicted wound and highly preventable by following the safe driving Transport Canada guidelines. Those who operate a boat must have operator cards. The Safe Boating Guide is required knowledge to pass this test.
4. Passengers cannot be sitting in front of drivers, especially small children.
   
5. Lifejackets are a must. Label yours as the wind can pick them up and take them down wind! Put on your life jacket. Emergency crews and neighbours do not want to have to rescue you! Life jackets need to be 'onboard' Personal Water Craft (PWC), but they are so very dangerous and cannot be accessed in an emergency.
6. Ensure that you bring clothes to allow for every weather condition. Life by the water can be cool in the night while hot in the day. We are often 5 degrees cooler than, for example, Toronto only a couple of hours to the south. Several sets of clothes are wise for kids. I know mine always had a 'soaker' within the first hour of their visit.
   
7. Be prepared with sun lotion, bug spray, and moisturizer for those inevitable dry skin or sun burn episodes. Band-aids and a First Aid kit are important tools.
8. Ensure that you have enough towels. Young kids get cold.
9. If you bring water toys buy a repair kit for an emergency.